Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Expert Superbowl Analysis

Live from the Reglar Wiglar Sportz Action Desk in Beautiful Albany Park

Sports Pundit #1: If the Giants are going to win the Superbowl this year, they're going to really have to step up their game.

Sports Pundit #2: They really are.

Sports Pundit #1: The thing the Patriots do so well--and what I think
separates them from some of the other teams in the league--is their ability
to score points. If you can score points, you're gonna win the game.

Sports Pundit #2: You really are.

Sports Pundit #1: A combination of the ability to, on the one hand, score
points, which is paramount, and the ability to prevent the other team from
scoring points, which is also paramount, is what a good football team needs
to do to win. That's just good football.

Sports Pundit #2: That is good football.

Sports Pundit #1: And the Patriots play good football.

Sports Pundit #2: They certainly do.

Sports Pundit #1: Except when they're playing bad football.

Sportscaster #2: Ha ha, right, but it's important to keep in mind going into this game that the Giants are also capable of playing good or bad football.

Sportscaster #1: Well, yeah and that can't be understated.

Sportscaster #2: It can't, so what it's going to come down to is who is going to show up in Phoenix on Sunday and play good football.

Sportscaster #1: And who's going to play bad football.

Sportscaster #2: Yes, that's the challenge right there.

Sportscaster #1: Goll dang, we're smart sometimes.

Sportscaster #2: Well, we're students of the game of football.

Sportscaster #1: Yes, we are.

Sportscaster #2: Patriots are gonna kill the Giants aren't they.

Sportscaster #1: Oh Christ yes. It's gonna be ugly.


Anonymous said...

So, they still play football, do they?

Anonymous said...

As my grandmother recently commented about the game of football: "It's just a bunch of big men running into each other and laying on the ground." Yes it is Grandma, and it's AWESOME!

Anonymous said...

I've met his grandma, and believe you me, I'd LOVE to lay her on the ground!