Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Donald Trump Reviews Iggy Azalea's Black Widow

Black Widow

Who is this? Ziggy something? Ziggy is a cartoon character. It's Iggy? Is that right, Iggy? Good. I never liked Ziggy. He's a total loser, has no hair. It's Iggy. I like that guy, Iggy. That's the guy that doesn't wear a shirt. He's great. We tried to get him on Celebrity Apprentice but he didn't want to do it. I don't know, I thought he was smart. I guess not.

Iggy Azalea? Like the flower, azalea? That's one of Melania's favorite flowers. Very, very beautiful flower. Just a terrific flower.

I don't like this though. What is this, twerk music? You listen to twerk music, George? George doesn't listen to twerk music. George doesn't twerk. Is it rapper music? I don't know. I'm sure Ziggy Azalea is very, very talented, but this isn't very good. In fact, it's terrible. Let me see a picture of her. OK, not a great beauty either. I'm sorry but not a great beauty. I have very, very good taste in women and she is not a great beauty.

Is this twerk music?

Friday, September 26, 2014

Reglar Wiglar #22 at Quimby's

Chicago is the birthplace of the Reglar Wiglar, so it is with great pleasure that I can reveal that Quimby's Bookstore is now freshly stocked with Reglar Wiglar #22.

Spending a hour or so perusing the periodicals, comics, zines and books at Quimby's was once a part of my Chicago routine. It's a great store, they have tons of stuff and it's in Wicker Park (but don't hold that against them).

Quimby's Bookstore
1854 W North Ave.
Chicago, IL 60622

RW #22 is also available from the RoosterCow Etsy Store & the Reglar Wiglar website.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Reglar Wiglar #22 at Rainbow

Good news for fans of physical copies of stuff, like, you know, zines and books... Rainbow Bookstore in Madison, WI is now freshly stocked with Reglar Wiglar #22

So, if you happen to find yourself on State Street and want to get away from the red sweatshirts emblazoned with big white Ws, take a detour down Gilman Street, duck into the Rainbow Co-op and check out some books, magazines, zines (and RW#22) in their newly remodeled shop.

Rainbow Bookstore
426 W. Gilman Street
Madison, WI 53703

Also available from the RoosterCow Etsy Store & the Reglar Wiglar website.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Eat More Squid!


Most people don't associate squid with their morning cup of coffee, but most people don't know any better. Show them you know better with this fantastic mug!

Buy yours here!

See more at the Reglar Wiglar Store!

Saturday, September 06, 2014

Grow a Nut!


Has anyone ever told you to "man up" or to "grow a pair"? How 'about "grow a nut"? It's a pretty rude thing to say to someone. Oh well. Now you can give it back to them by enjoying your favorite hot beverage out of this handsome mug!
Buy yours here!

See more at the Reglar Wiglar Store!