Saturday, September 27, 2008

Record Review Bonanza! III

Further, further explore the Reglar Wiglar Record Review Archives with these reviews from issues #11-#15 published from 1998 to 2001. Marvel as the bitterness and envy seep into the reviews and poison the well!

Includes reviews of Cows, Scared of Chaka, Swervedriver, Dillinger 4 and a whole shit ton more! Features the debut of the "Haiku Record Review" Section, "Reviews Written in Under 45 Seconds!", "One Word Record Reviews" and other assorted gimmicks of lazy music criticism.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Record Review Bonanza! II

Further explore the Reglar Wiglar Record Review Archives with these reviews from issues #5-#10 published from 1995 to 1998. Witness the vitriol and bitterness start seeping in.

Includes reviews of Fudge Tunnel, Avail, Bad Religion and David Hasselfhoff. Includes more "One Word Record Reviews" as well as the debut of the review section: "Western Avenue, the Longest, Noncurving Street in the World" where hapless CDs were chucked onto the Western Avenue overpass at Belmont to see how they fared in heavy traffic.

Further Enjoy!


Thursday, September 18, 2008

Record Review Bonanza!

Explore the Reglar Wiglar Record Review Archives starting with the freshly posted reviews from issues #1-#4 published from 1993 to 1994. These are very amateurish and highly embarrassing and made me wince and cringe while typing them.

Includes gushing reviews of Mercury Rev, Grifters, Veruca Salt, Mama Tick and a bunch of shit I must have made up.



Friday, September 12, 2008


For too long the image of an unwitting pedestrian strolling care-free down the street only to slip on a banana peel has been the source of amusement. But the reality of this comic gag is not so funny. 465 people were killed or seriously injured in 2007 after slipping on banana peels that had been carelessly discarded on the street. These unfortunate pedestrians had both legs swept out from underneath them causing them to land hard on their backsides severely damaging their coccyx, and in some instances, causing painful bruising to the gluteus maximus.

The rise in popularity of delicious bananas has further increased banana peel-related fatalities.

Do your part. Make sure you discard ALL banana peels in the proper waste receptacles.

Paid for by CACDOBPOPS
Citizens Against the Careless Discarding of Banana Peels on Public Sidewalks

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

My Favorite London Pubs by Niles Biscuit

The Frog & Thistle (Stretchpence)
The Toad & Hammer (Guilfordshireham)
The Stone Gizzard (Stonesbridge Chutney)
The Felching Griffin (South Cocksford upon Bollocks)
The Trout & Codpiece (Punters End)
The Abbot's Balls (Monkfish upon Sandwich)

My Records! My beautiful, beautiful records!

My plant, Murph II, had a leaky pot which sat above my 7" record collection. ALL RUINED!