Santa Claus is coming to town...

TO KILL YOU!!!

These are some Sketchy Santas.

Two old drunks with micophones

I was looking to see if I could find some video of David Yow's much discussed rib-plant from this past weekend, and came upon this classic clip from 4 months ago. Enjoy!

Finally, the REAL story!

Leave it to the Chinese Media to get the scoop on "The Tiger Woods Minor Car Crash Saga."

WARNING: This simulation is merely speculation.

Legendary Feats of Athletic Greatness

This post courtesy of our lawyer, Daniel P. Kiss, Esquire:

Once in a while, the internet is a useful tool in documenting American history in an exciting and innovative way.

Far more interesting than the cliche of musicians performing on drugs...

What Ever Happened to John Crawford?

The Reglar Wiglar is seeking contact information for cartoonist, John Crawford. Crawford was the creator of Baboon Dooley, Rock Critic and Queen of the Scene comics that ran in damn near every punk rock zine in the late '80s and early '90s. If you have info on Crawford's whereabouts, drop us a line, please: reglarwiglar (at) gmail dot com.

Sly Fox Foiled for Second Fudge

I wonder in Sarah Palin thinks this is a "backasswards" way to run a news business?

Some intern is totally fired.

Let's roll the (wrong) tape.

Good question!

John Cole asks: "What exactly are our news reporters doing that the heavy lifting these days has been left to a Rolling Stones reporter and a comedy network?"
Now, I assume he's talking about Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone magazine, not, like someone from the World's Greatest Rock and Roll Band®, but he's got a really good point.

On the other hand, DEATH PANELS!

Coming soon to the right-wing lecture circuit! Co-headlining with Carrie Prejean!

This guy, Jasen Bruce:

(background info here and here)

Never gonna give you up!

Ok, I'm sure everybody and their mother has seen this, but for those who haven't, BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE MASHUP (for good and evil):

This Week In Illegal Downloading

I've been using Soulseek off and on the past week for the first time in a few years. As is the custom, I've allowed other users to browse and download the music I have stored on my computer. By far, the #1 most in demand album in my collection has been the Fang twofer of Landshark and Where the Wild Things Are. It occurred to me right away that unsuspecting indie rockers were helping themselves to these West Coast HC classics, mistaking them for the major motion picture soundtrack of the same name. I hope they weren't too disappointed.