Friday, October 29, 2010

Happy Halloween!!!

Monday, October 25, 2010

One Word Horoscopes

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October 24-November 21

One Word Horoscope: Dominate.

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Breaking News!!! Sony to Stop Making Cassette Player

Sony was still making cassette players?

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Ari Up...

and away.

RIP

I'm not a bigot. Having said that...

NPR severing ties means Juan can finally cross over to the darkside.

Juan Williams to Bill O'Reilly:

"Look, Bill, I'm not a bigot. You know the kind of books I've written about the civil rights movement in this country. But when I get on the plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous."

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Arbys' Kills Facebook

You know what's gonna kill Facebook? It's not gonna be any lawsuit or legal feud between Mark Zuckerberg and the Winklevoss Twins.

No.

It won't be because Zuckerberg sells the company to Rupert Murdoch and making it as irrelevant as Myspace.

It won't.

It won't be because the site's users will grow tired of the continual invasions of their privacy even as the Facebook founder promises that no such thing is occurring, and even if it was, it's really no big deal.

No, it will be because Arby's has a Facebook page. Yeah, you can follow Arby's on Facebook. Let me say that again, YOU CAN FOLLOW ARBY'S ON FACEBOOK.

AND TWITTER!

'Arby's on Facebook' is the cultural bellwether signaling the end of Facebook. You read it here first, people.

You're welcome.