Monday, May 31, 2010

Thou Hast Besquirted Me

It's a fecal matter.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Rated XXX!!!

For the next four and half hours the entire cast, crew and producers of Lost are going to be jacking each other off in the biggest circle jerk in television history! HOT! HOT! HOT!

AND, it's on regular network television!

Break Dancing Japanese Punk Rock Greasers

EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it!

Paleontologists Peruse Prehistoric Pac-Man Plunder in Peru

Iconic Hero Hits Thirty Here at Home

Thursday, May 06, 2010

The Adventures of Jim Bob & Pencilneck

Written by Bif LeBeau, the godfather of the Ridiculous Fiction movement, in the late 1980s before his mysterious disappearance, The Adventures of Jim Bob & Pencilneck chronicles the lives and misfortunes of two American kids growing up in the Heartland. The Reglar Wiglar will be running this exclusive serial in its entirety. Read Chapter One now.

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Dunc the Punk

In the interest of keeping  things interesting, we here at the Reglar Wiglar Record Review Dept. are always on the lookout for a new way to kill off a couple of reviews, and what better way  to do that than to give them to a real life Brit punk rocker? So here he is,  he's Dunc the  Punk and he's pissed.


LIL WAYNE
Rebirth (Cash Money)

So Lil' Wayne reckons he's gonna pick the world up and drop it on my f*cking head? The only thing that Wayne's rock rebirth is putting in Dunc's loaf is violent thoughts of disemboweling Lil' Lil' Wayne with a scrotal clamp and a rusty chainsaw.

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Dunc the Punk

In the interest of keeping  things interesting, we here at the Reglar Wiglar Record Review Dept. are always on the lookout for a new way to kill off a couple of reviews, and what better way  to do that than to give them to a real life Brit punk rocker? So here he is,  he's Dunc the  Punk and he's pissed.


MARIAH CAREY
Angels Advocate (Island)

A skid-mark on the adams of humanity.

Monday, May 03, 2010

Dunc the Punk

In the interest of keeping things interesting, we here at the Reglar Wiglar Record Review Dept. are always on the lookout for a new way to kill off a couple of reviews, and what better way to do that than to give them to a real life Brit punk rocker? So here he is, he's Dunc the Punk and he's pissed*


ALL TIME LOW
MTV Unplugged (Hopeless)
Horrible f*cking manufactured c*nts playing dog-shit f*cking pop-punk for shit-for-brains f*cking gibbons on a sellout f*cking music channel. Without f*cking electricity. No f*cking thanks.