Date: Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 12:22 AM
Subject: WHAT THE FUCK AUMAN?
You can't even spell my fucking name right on your stupid website!? Cheesus flippin' Christ, Auman, do you ever edit sober? Fix that shit, please. I've been writing for this lame-ass publication before Gore invented the Internet and still this shit?! It was barely forgivable in print, but this is the internet--you can make corrections from your cell phone on your couch for godsake! I know it's the last week of One Life to Live, but get your shit together, bro! Fix it. Don't make me ask twice.
Love you, buddy!