Meanwhile, on the "internet"...

Bo Bice to front Van Halen?
Mark Prindle interviews Henry Rollins
Will Oldham loves Glenn Danzig
Jay Hinman tries to pinpoint the precise moment Black Flag started to suck
How Much Money Would It Take For You To Listen To All These Asia Albums?
Vince Neil fan fiction!
MU: Are any of you guys married?
SC: We're married to heavy metal.