Friday, August 05, 2005

I Got Plans for Tonight

I'm gonna drink the fuck out of a beer tonight
I'm gonna drink the piss out of a pint
I'm gonna drink the shit out of a Stella, fellah
Not much you can do about it

I'm gonna smoke the hell out of a cigarette tonight
I'm gonna smoke the ass out of about twenty cigarettes as a matter of fact
Drink and smoke, drink and smoke
That's what I got going on tonight

I'm gonna listen to music and drink beer at the bar
and smoke cigarettes and talk all kinds of bullshit
I'm gonna talk a lot of smack, jack
You're gonna wanna stop listening after awhile once I get started

After the bar I'm going to eat the shit out of a burrito
I'm going to eat the fuck out of some quesadillas
I'm gonna drink a shit load of soda and go home and pass out
That's what's happening tonight, my friend

Bank on it

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Shoppin' at the mall, looking for some gear to buy, I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly. She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night?" I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight." So, we journeyed to her house. One thing led to an other. I keyed the door, we cold hit the floor, looked up and it was her mother.