ANARCHY ROOSTER'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
Anarchy Rooster doesn't go for all that crowing at the crack of dawn. It's best to just let this dude sleep it off and stay out of his way. He don't like to be hen-pecked and he don't like to be cooped up.
That makes the Reglar Wiglar Store the perfect place him. Stop by and visit sometime and fill Anarchy Rooster up with some coffee (or whiskey). You'll be glad you did.