Pictures of Sick-Ass Wolves

Check out this bro pack, braj! These wolves are ballers, bro. Bro down at the moon, son. That moon is sick too, bro. It's on for the bro pack, brah. You know these wolves are gonna pull tail tonight. Survival of the sickest, broham!

Pictures of Messed Up Mermaids

Oh no. No, no, no! This is messed up right here, dawg! I been trippin' out on this pony fish all day, man. Dang! That's just beautiful, man. God is good, ya'll. Good is GOOD!

Pictures of Messed Up Mermaids

Damn! This mermaid is hella fine, son! Shorty's playin' a harp too, dawg! That shit is MESSED up right there, yo!

Zine Review: Railroad Semantics #3

RAILROAD SEMANTICS #3

Aaron Dactyl [Microcosm]

Aaron Dactyl is back on the rails in Railroad Semantics #3, stowing himself away on freight cars and dodging rail workers and “bulls” as he heads east out of Portland on another railroad adventure. This issue recounts a 2010 trip Aaron took through Oregon, Idaho, Colorado, California and Wyoming and features his photos along with maps, diagrams and newspaper clippings detailing stories of life and death on the rails.

Aaron is a photo-journalist and self described hobo. He doesn't reveal much about himself in RS, outside of his train-hopping lifestyle. Where he lives and how he feeds himself when he's not riding the rails is not revealed, but he has been jumping on and off trains since the 1990s and documenting his travels along the way, painting a picture of the beauty of the Pacific Northwest. It's not an easy life and Aaron doesn't downplay the fact that it can be bitterly cold and more than a little uncomfortable being huddled up in boxcars or sitting on the top of gondolas, but that’s what booze is for.

The appeal of Railroad Semantics, and of train-hopping in general, is the freedom it offers. To do it you must leave everything behind, only bringing with you what you can afford to lose, as your pack may need to be abandoned at a moment’s notice. This lifestyle can also be monotonous and lonely, all of which is self-inflicted — Aaron tells no one of his plans before he leaves which tends to increase his isolation in his own mind — but the rails act as a magnet that continually draw him back, and this depiction of that world attracts those who can only wonder about the transient life of the self-styled railroad tramp —Chris Auman

Donald Trump Reviews Justin Bieber’s “Confident” featuring Chance the Rapper

This is Justin Bieber singing? I don’t know, sounds kind of wimpy. Is this him singing? He’s a good singer. Let’s face it, this kid is very, very talented. Does this make me a Belieber, if I listen to this? Am I a Belieber now? George is a Belieber. No, George isn’t a Belieber. I can’t see George listening to this. You like this, George? George doesn’t like Belieber music.

Wait, what is this, rapping? Is this a rap? Chance the Rapper? Never heard of him, but I have heard of Justin Bieber. “Confident.” I can relate to that because in business you have to be confident. I have been very, very successful in business because I am very, very confident. I have terrific confidence and I have made a lot of money. A lot of money.

I don’t get this music though, but this guy has been very, very successful so he must be very, very smart. I’ve been very successful in my field, so I know what it takes to reach a very high level of success. People get on Justin Bieber because they’re jealous. I know what that’s like. Only a loser would criticize someone for reaching a very high level of success. I told that to Miley Cyrus. They’re just jealous. I can’t understand the lyrics, but I’m sure they’re terrific. We’re gonna get Justin on Celebrity Apprentice. He’ll do it too. He’s smart. He won't get fired either. He might, he might get fired. We'll see.

The Return of Pictures of Dope-Ass Unicorns

Oh, HELL no! That is one dope-ass uni, homie! And check out, shorty, dawg. That mermaid is reppin' hard, son!

Don't Cluck With Me

ANARCHY ROOSTER'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY

Anarchy Rooster doesn't go for all that crowing at the crack of dawn. It's best to just let this dude sleep it off and stay out of his way. He don't like to be hen-pecked and he don't like to be cooped up.

That makes the Reglar Wiglar Store the perfect place him. Stop by and visit sometime and fill Anarchy Rooster up with some coffee (or whiskey). You'll be glad you did.

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Kind Words from Quimby's

Years ago former Chicago-based Chris Auman used to regularly drop of copies of his newsprint zine Reglar Wiglar at Quimby's for the free section, and it never failed to make me chuckle. I remember one time he printed a letter from some guy who was angry that he was being sent Reglar Wiglar in the mail, and he wished to be removed from the mailing list. The editorial response was a congratulations that this reader's letter was selected as letter of the month, so it got to be published, and the prize was a free subscription to Reglar Wiglar. Genius. Chris moved to Madison and went digital with his zine, but this new issue is the first print one in almost ten years. It is hilarious of course, and I think you'll agree: blowing his allowence on Space Invaders, analyzing which numbers are awesome, hungover poetry, why you should appreciate Flock of Seagulls, Donald Trump vs Metallica and more. -LM

Buy RW#22 from Quimby's in person or by clicking here!

Raised by Wolves (Again) Ep. 3

Raised by Wolves Again Damn it!

Cassetty Gets a Mug Shot!

The Reglar Wiglar Store has been slowly cranking out great new products. For example, check out the quality Cassetty mug to your left. Thanks goes to Cassetty fan, Dan Kiss, for sending in this mug shot of his favorite coffee mug. Get your own shiny Cassetty mug here. And don't forget to enjoy some Cassetty Comics while you enjoy your morning coffee.