Friday, February 12, 2010

Dunc the Punk

In the interest of keeping things interesting, we here at the Reglar Wiglar Record Review Dept. are always on the lookout for a new way to kill off a couple of reviews, and what better way to do that than to give them to a real life Brit punk rocker? So here he is, he's Dunc the Punk and he's pissed*


Love Drunk (Columbia)

Boys like girls? Well, to paraphrase Shakespeare: methinks these knob jockeys doth protest too much. Either way, Dunc likes his punk without third-rate teen wangst, so he's off to the pub to get Schindlers and forget these drooling morons ever existed.

Dunc The Punk Guide To Cockney:

Schindlers (List) = Pissed, Drunk

*The opinions of Dunc the Punk do not reflect those of the Reglar Wiglar or, quite possibly, anyone anywhere.

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Anonymous said...

What the f... Is this the review of 'Boys Like Girls' or 'Forever The Sickest Kids', or some kind of filthy mash-up of the two?

Sort it out RW. I expect better of my favorite humor simulator.

Office Manager said...

I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. Everything seems to be in order.

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