Thou Hast Besquirted Me

It's a fecal matter.

Rated XXX!!!

For the next four and half hours the entire cast, crew and producers of Lost are going to be jacking each other off in the biggest circle jerk in television history! HOT! HOT! HOT!

AND, it's on regular network television!

Break Dancing Japanese Punk Rock Greasers

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Paleontologists Peruse Prehistoric Pac-Man Plunder in Peru

Iconic Hero Hits Thirty Here at Home

Speaking of guys with too much free time...

Good Morning from Ike & Tina

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Torche Gets Scorched in Logan Square

Nice Gear Nabbed

Chicago Says Sorry: Cites Sloppy Security

R.I.P. Dio

The Adventures of Jim Bob & Pencilneck

Written by Bif LeBeau, the godfather of the Ridiculous Fiction movement, in the late 1980s before his mysterious disappearance, The Adventures of Jim Bob & Pencilneck chronicles the lives and misfortunes of two American kids growing up in the Heartland. The Reglar Wiglar will be running this exclusive serial in its entirety. Read Chapter One now.

Dunc the Punk

In the interest of keeping  things interesting, we here at the Reglar Wiglar Record Review Dept. are always on the lookout for a new way to kill off a couple of reviews, and what better way  to do that than to give them to a real life Brit punk rocker? So here he is,  he's Dunc the  Punk and he's pissed.

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LIL WAYNE
Rebirth (Cash Money)

So Lil' Wayne reckons he's gonna pick the world up and drop it on my f*cking head? The only thing that Wayne's rock rebirth is putting in Dunc's loaf is violent thoughts of disemboweling Lil' Lil' Wayne with a scrotal clamp and a rusty chainsaw.

Dunc the Punk

In the interest of keeping  things interesting, we here at the Reglar Wiglar Record Review Dept. are always on the lookout for a new way to kill off a couple of reviews, and what better way  to do that than to give them to a real life Brit punk rocker? So here he is,  he's Dunc the  Punk and he's pissed.

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MARIAH CAREY

Angels Advocate (Island)

A skid-mark on the adams of humanity.

Dunc the Punk

In the interest of keeping things interesting, we here at the Reglar Wiglar Record Review Dept. are always on the lookout for a new way to kill off a couple of reviews, and what better way to do that than to give them to a real life Brit punk rocker? So here he is, he's Dunc the Punk and he's pissed*

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ALL TIME LOW
MTV Unplugged (Hopeless)

Horrible f*cking manufactured c*nts playing dog-shit f*cking pop-punk for shit-for-brains f*cking gibbons on a sellout f*cking music channel. Without f*cking electricity. No f*cking thanks.