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"HOW Y'ALL FEEL TOOOONIGHT? I wanna know... how many people here tonight LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL! COME ON PITTSBURGH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!"

Laaaaadieeeeeezzzzzz ayyyyy-und-uh gentullllllmaaaaa-uhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. MISTER! PAUL! STANLEY!!!!

Highlights:
Track 9, "Just because this is the smallest crowd we've played for on this tour, doesn't mean you can't be the LOUDEST!"
Track 12, "Atlantic Citaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! People, can you hear me? "
Track 26, Paul warns the crowd that, even though there are police in the stadium, he is armed with "a six shooter of sex", an "uzi of oooze".
Track 33, playing good cop to Joey DeMaio's bad.
Track 54, searching for the cure to "rock and roll pneumonia".
Track 68, Paul asks the fans to raise their children (!) in the air so he can see "the future Kiss army".

R.I.P. Pig Champion

Thomas "Pig Champion" Roberts, guitarist for POISON IDEA, died at his home in Portland, Oregon, Monday night (Jan. 30). A founding member of the seminal punk band, he continued to appear with POISON IDEA throughout the late Nineties and into the new millennium, despite officially quitting the band in 1993. Variously described as "spectacularly fat," and "the single largest man in hardcore history," Roberts crowned himself "Pig Champion" after hitting an impressive 450 lbs. on the scales. The highly regarded guitarist was revered by a devoted following worldwide. No further information is available at this time.