Famous Numbers by Soggy Sprinkles

9/11
911
666
2001
1984
1941
54-40
10%
588-2300
10-10-220
867-5309
411
007
69
86
7-11
451
98.6
20/20
17
43
748-5353
33%

World Problem

A car leaving Pittsburgh, PA at 1:15pm, on a Tuesday, travelling at an average speed of 65mph on a highway that hasn’t been repaved since 1996, will arrive in Akron, OH at what time? I should mention that it is sleeting and there are large patches of black ice covering most of the two-lane highway. Oh, and I almost forgot, there are three sumo wrestlers riding in the car and they’re eating a bucket of hot wings from Pizza Hut. The car is a 1993 Ford Escort and a monkey is driving. The monkey has had two beers and a shot of Makers.