Wednesday, April 03, 2013

REGLAR WIGLAR 2OTH ANNIVERSARY 1993-2013

RW #1 was the first appearance of the insanely popular "One Word Record Reviews" made famous by Joey T. Germ (also making his first appearance in print). As a side note, about half of the bands, records and record labels mentioned below never existed. (Except for the Woodrows, of course, they totally exist.)

Joey Germ's
ONE WORD RECORD REVIEWS

Hey, I'm a minimalist. Why mince words when saying petty, vindictive things, or nice ass-kissey things about an artist and their work? One word can often sum up our feelings about someone or something whether we like or no like. It worked for our hairy, cave-dwelling ancestors didn't it? Sure it did.

Nirvana—In Utero (DGC)

Venerable.

The WoodrowsBeer, Brats and Broads (Woodrow Hill)

Seminal.

Noodle Cruncher/Pole SmokerGod Only Knows split EP (RoosterCow)

Stellar.

Teenaged Tyrants—"I'll Have You Yet" b/w "Naked Frisbee" 7" (Really Rad)

Seltzer.

Monster MagnetSuperjudge (A&M)

Stoned.

SebadohBubble and Scrape (Sub Pop)

Lugubrious.

Stone Temple PilotsCore (Atlantic)

Pearl Jamesque (it's a word).

Steel Pole BathtubMiracle of Sound in Motion (Boner)

Lacteal.

Radioactive HermitsAll You Lovely People (Metalli-Sized)

Blows.

Sin Nation SinsationWelcome to the Sin Nation (Metalli-Sized)

Really blows! (sorry)

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